Finally A Use For That Pesky Engineering Degree

Every bogan has just died and gone to heaven. Turns out...God is totally Homer Simpson.

Someone has actually designed a fridge that can get you a can of beer just by using a remote control.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21352576-29677,00.html

Now if they could just invent a toilet that you didn't have to get off the couch to go to then life would be perfect.

I seriously find this disturbing. I just have one question though..... Do you suppose this dude is single?

Dude, I know it's hard but you really should go outside!

Fall out boy Misheard lyrics - This aint a scene Arms race

I can't beleive I would ever blog anything Fallout Boy related. Don't you want to punch Pete Wents in the face (and not in the nice friendly way)?
Kinda why I like this...."also into cats".

Pants a bit tight, perhaps?

Oh well.

The Google and The Pea (brain)

Well Looky Here It seems even George W is a fan of 'the google'. I say, I say, this here inter-web thingy-majig is going to be huge. You might even go so far as to say it's the way of the future. Hotdog.

Song For Today: The Flaming Lips - You have to be joking (autopsy of the devil's brain)

The Killers and The Bravery Bury The Hatchet ...And just in time for The Bravery's upcoming record release. Phew. That is lucky (and convenient). At this point I feel we should ask ourselves "Do I care?" (Hint: The correct answer is no). It is a bit weird how people who are so similar always hate each other...You know, one media whore hating another. Call me old-fashioned, but I think they should settle this with a fight to the death. Huzzah.

Um..What else... I got nothing. Happy Halloween!!

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Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Turn Into



Because I feel like it today. Because sometimes it makes me feel better.

That's J.J To Y'all

The Spears baby has a name - and it's not Sutton Peirce as was previously rumoured. TMZ has got a hold of the birth certificate (pictured). I don't even want to know how they got it or if it's real, but apparently the new Spearderline kid is....Jayden James Federline. The fam calls him "J.J" awwww!

Good Lord! I hope he grows up to like fried food, stone-wash denim and Nascar. I kid, I kid. I'm sure it's a lovely name - Bless the little guy's cotton socks, I say. Y'all know he needs all the he'p he can git. Aiiiiiiight - that shit is wack. <-----that last bit was my street language for Daddy Federline, the rap superstar!

I'm so embarrassed for myself, right now. Why do I carry on with this rubbish? Actually, don't answer that.

YouTube YouSuck

Now that big business has taken over YouTube things just aren't as fun anymore. The party is over. It's just like when George W took over the United States....Yeah sure, it's just like that. YouTube is "pulling videos faster than a prostitute with Parkinson's, in a hand-job factory" ( at least that's how Alex Blagg from gawker put it - and it was such a wrong description that I just had to use it).

I can't believe they have taken down all the K-Fed on Leno videos. I can't believe that Mr Spears was important enough to warrant having his vid pulled. I can't believe that K-Fed has people who make this happen. It makes me lose faith in mankind - and I was one of the people who wanted the video. I feel so dirty! But, come on, it was hysterical in a 'so wrong it's right' kind of way.

I know you're a big rap star and everything but, BOO to you K-Fed; and HISS to you YouTube.

The Best Advice I Ever Gave...

...was to my friend upon reaching her 24th Birthday. It was, "Say no to K-Feds"! I'm just sayin' a lady has enough to deal with in the world of romance without a K-fed hanging around like, well like Kevin to Britney, really.

But to all my Brosephs and Brospehines....do treat yourself to this clip of Kevin Federline on the Jay Leno show. Another peice of sound advice: If you can stop laughing long enough to listen to the lyrics - you will be sick. So just keep on laughing.

God bless his cotton socks!