Beige People Are Worse Than A Sausage Caserole With Sultanas In

You know the ones who only talk about work. And start stories with "it was quite funny actually...." I can safely say that if you have to tell someone it's funny before you launch the story-telling. It ain't funny.
And I thought I was socially inept! Ever been to a dinner where one person keeps telling stories to which the only reply can be, 'oh really'?
We have. I think tumble weed actually blew by at one point. Holy beigy McBeige face.
But seriously - how bad are sultanas in a sasage caserole?
Baaaad.