Lick My Tights!

Today Anna sent me her photos from Splendour. They're so fun. I know Splendour was way back in July...but it was definitely one of my highlights of the year (as always).
But one of her photos caught my eye - and hers - as she labelled it like this:

"Hey, why did I want to lick your yellow tights?"



Well... I don't know probably the same reason I thought I was a 'beautiful dolphin' and made you take this picture.



Why? Because it was hysterical. That's why.

I still maintain that is the ugliest god damn sculpture I have ever seen! Tres chic. Non.

Um...You know...Stuff!

It's the end of another week, which means we look to gawker.com to make us feel better about the fact that we don't live in New York City. It is, after all, the ONLY reason I am glad I am not in New York right now.

It's time to laugh at the retarded hipsters and feel a bit guilty if you recognise a part of yourself in these people. That's right BLUE STATES LOSE time.

Other stuff I'm nerding out to today =

nme.com has the new Lily Allen video up. It's for LDN, which is one of the few Lily songs I like.

Australian Vogue has a run down of the recent 'industry only' fashion week. Mad Cortes (pictured) is pretty good. A lot of designers pulled out as organisers bought the shows forward by 2 whole weeks. It's usually a preview of next years' winter collection but people like Karen Walker, Josh Goot and Toni Maticevski have decided to show in New York instead. And Alice McCall in London. Lucky them, I guess.


Something else that caught my eye this week...Seems that Pete Doherty and Mike Skinner make quite the pair of self-proclaimed poets on this collaboration. Check out The Streets myspace page to hear it. It's called "Prangin' Out". Ah, Indeed.

And looky here, yet another dude who makes me feel like a massive under-achiever...Mayor at 26. But then again, I am a massive under-achiever

VMA wrap..."Fergie Is A Man"....Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

Ah hahahahahahahahaha

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

Now, if only we could get a pic like this of Tom Cruise...instead of those stupid new ones of his fake asian baby!

Hysterical! God bless you Hollywood Scientologists one and all.

Crikey!

I can't believe 'aussie as'...Steve Irwin is dead. Killed by a sting ray barb earlier today. It's so sad. So many little boys (and old boys) all over the world are going to be totally devastated.

I heard a sad story today where a friends' 4-year-old son, who wears his Steve shorts and shirt every day, has been distraught and hasn't stopped crying all day. His parents had to plant a tree for Steve and he buried his Steve doll.

As Trent would say, "Peace the spork out, Steve Irwin."

Read the full story...here and here

What a grouse Aussie Icon!