That's J.J To Y'all

The Spears baby has a name - and it's not Sutton Peirce as was previously rumoured. TMZ has got a hold of the birth certificate (pictured). I don't even want to know how they got it or if it's real, but apparently the new Spearderline kid is....Jayden James Federline. The fam calls him "J.J" awwww!

Good Lord! I hope he grows up to like fried food, stone-wash denim and Nascar. I kid, I kid. I'm sure it's a lovely name - Bless the little guy's cotton socks, I say. Y'all know he needs all the he'p he can git. Aiiiiiiight - that shit is wack. <-----that last bit was my street language for Daddy Federline, the rap superstar!

I'm so embarrassed for myself, right now. Why do I carry on with this rubbish? Actually, don't answer that.